If you are a developer and write error messages like these :
- Simple Error bla bla bla
- Small Malfunction bla bla bla
And I end up working with your code I have only this to say:
I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, If you’re trying to be funny, I can tell you I don’t have a sense of humour, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop writing shit debug messages like these now, that will be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you.
Because when it comes to code, there is no such thing as a Simple ERROR, nor a Small MALFUNCTION.